Smudget

Translated from Smudge's Story Below
I got to do the first post! Heyyy! How cool is that? That is because I am so smart! I know all about computers. I spend time playing with the keyboard and the mouse.

Hi, I'm Smudge, formally known as "The Smudget!" I am the first born of four, six months ago and I'm one big baby. See, see, see I have a black smudge under my chin, I was the first named, too! I am one beautiful cat....

My hobby is to jump on my lady at the computer and chase the mouse. He runs under the monitor and I try to go there too but I'm just too big, so I go around back, over the top and wait for him. I stick my paws under but I can't catch him. He just never comes out. But I still get to jump on my lady, dozens of times a day! I love her.

Well..., let me tell you what happened to me today. There is this big round seat that my lady sits on. She doesn't use a litter box. Well, she was sitting there when I came around the corner. There were these long strings hanging from her gym pants and I saw them. I crouched and I wiggled my bum and then I took a flying leap and I landed in my lady's pants, head first and I slipped down her pant leg.

Yewwwwwwww! Gross me out! I tried to claw my way back out! But all I heard were screams and I was ripped out faster that a cat can spit. I got out of there fast because the last time I jumped and my lady got up, I slipped between her legs and into the bowl. It was wet down there and the smellllll, peeeyew!

Did I tell you my name was Smudge..., see my beautiful smudge?

Smudge

Smudge's Story in her words

I gotz to do da furzt post! eyyyyyy, ow koolz zat? Datz cauze I'z so smart! I'z knoz all 'bout puters. I spendz time playing wit da keyboard and da mouze.

Hi, I iz Smudge, formally known as "THE Smudget!" I waz da furzt born of four, six monthz ago and I iz won big babe. Si, si, si I gotz a black smudge underz my chin. I waz da furzt named, too! I iz wonnn bute of a kat...

My hobbiez are to jump on my wady at the 'puter and chaze da mouze. He runz under the moneeeetar and I triez to getz dare too, but I iz just too bigg, so I goez around back, ov'r da top and I waitz for him. I stikz my pawz under but I cantz katch him. He just nev'r comezd out. But I still getz to jump on my lady, dozenz of timez a day! I wovz her.

Well..., letz me tell you whatz happenz to me today. Darez diz big round seat dat my lady sitz on. She doezn't uz a witter box. Well she waz sittin dare when I comez around da corner. Dare r diz long stringz hanging from her gym pantz and I seez dem. I crouchez and I wigglez my bumm and then I takez a flying leapz and I landz in my ladyz pants, head furzt and I slipz down her pantz leg. Yewwwwwwww! Grozzzz me out! I triez too claw my wayz back out! But all I heardz waz screamz and I waz rippedz out fazter than a kat can spitz. I gotz out of dare fazt cauzed da lazt time, I jumpzd, and my wady got up, I swippzd tweeen her wegz and into da bow'l. It'z wetz down dare and da smelllll, peeeeyew!

Did I tel youz my name waz Smudge..., seeeee my butiful smudge?

Smudge