Blue Comedy - Gymnastics!

I find the Blue Collar Comedy Team so funny! Between their Red Neck jokes and their wife jokes I laugh so hard the tears stream down my face.







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Let Us Take Time To Remember Our Beloved Friend...,

Terrible News

Body: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.



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Riddle Of The Day!

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.

I'm double,
I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.

What am I?

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